I had to share this with someone and I thought who better than my 11 followers? You know who you are (I love you). Before I go into my story, happy fuckin hump day! If you follow me on instagram or keek you know my ass is pumped today. I lost 2 pounds and got into the 150's! I don't think I've seen the 150's since high school!
So here I am, happily married. And let me just start by saying a little flirting never hurt anyone. Also, I shared this story with my husband who exclaimed, "Dang!"
There's some construction going on down the road from our house and I pass it every morning. For the past few weeks I've been driving by the same group of guys and one of them happens to be particularly attractive or as I like to call him, dirty hot (you know what I'm talking about). So I smile at him when I drive by every morning and he gives me a head nod. Well last week this dirty hot son of a bitch took advantage of the unseasonably warm temperatures we were having. I was driving by all slow-like and he lifted up his shirt to wipe his brow (come on you bastard it was in the 60's, you weren't sweating) and revealed his 10 pack of abs. Yeah I stared. Most likely with my mouth open. The whole time I drove by. And he saw me.
Needless to say I'm crossing my fingers for a sweltering hot day. In Maryland. In February. Don't shatter my dreams and tell me it's not gonna happen!!
Happy hump day! Have an amazing one!
Congrats on getting into the 150s! That's awesome. I know exactly what dirty hot is! ha ha! I'll be hoping for a hot day for you too! ;)
ReplyDeletebhahahaha!! :) Welcome to the 150's!! WOOOOHOOO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the kick ass weight loss! I long for the days I get to see 15-anything on the scale! Own that shit, you're awesome. I'll be hoping for some warmer weather in your area so that guy can go Magic Mike on your ass! I can hear "Ride My Pony" playing already ... get it girl!! =)
ReplyDeleteYou had my heart when I just read your post over at Nancy Fucking Clue's place. You seriously make my heart fucking skip a beat! LETS HUG THAT SHIT OUT BISHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ReplyDeleteOh ps I got hug happy and forgot to congratufuckinlate you on your loss and being in the 150's which is where I WANNA FUCKING B E RIGHT NOW!
ReplyDeleteI think it's totally fair to snap a pic of Mr. Dirty Hot tomorrow morning. You know... To share with all your friends! Congrats on rocking the 150s! So excited to see your Skype face tonight!!!
ReplyDeleteDirty Hot!!! I love it!! Congrats on 150s.
ReplyDeleteOhhh Mr. Dirty Hot...I once heard a married woman say "just cause I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't look at the menu" so I like to say that from time to time :)
ReplyDeleteGreat job on getting into the 150's!