I'm Pretty Much Mexican

So if I could describe this weekend in 2 words I think I'd go with Mexican and blurry.  Am I proud of that?  Eh.  Friday's HHH was a pretty epic one.  The bro and soon to be sis-in-law made their first ever appearance and it was excellent!  We, of course, had a Cinco de Mayo theme going and I made sure to sample every type of beverage that was available.  The rest of the attendees were pretty standard, with the exception of a couple of first timers!  All in all, I think everyone had a good time.  Some people I may not remember everything that happened that night, but I checked my texts the next morning and didn't find anything incriminating so I think I'm good.  If I don't remember it doesn't count…right?  So there were some photo ops and maybe a couple videos were taken.  To the person that requested a dance party…that's funny, and I will never take post a video of that shit, even when it does happen (it has before).  Also, my friends (and family) are the greatest.

 

The rest of the weekend continued the Mexican theme, I was down.  I went on my second blind date ever and I'm proud to say that I, once again, did not get shanked or roofied.  2/2 motherfuckersss!  I'm happy to say I made a new friend and we had talked so much prior to our super caliente date that it wasn't the least bit awkward.  I think she asked me via text to go out again…and I think I said yes.  Like I said before, blurry weekend!  So to clear the air…Melissa, would you like to go out on a second date?  Check yes or no.

I also did a little shopping this weekend.  I know I know, you're super surprised.  So, here's the story.  I have to attend some bridal luncheon thing (what the fuck is that?) and I wanted to get a cute dress for it.  So I ordered one online.  Well, you'll see in the picture below that the sumbitch clings in ALL the wrong places.  As in, that portion of my stomach that jiggles when I brush my teeth.  So I panicked and I don't wanna wear spanx (a. because of the additional investment b. because it feels like fucking cheating).  Soooo I maybe bought another option, because Chelsea made me and it was too comfortable not to.  But I also have a plan in place.  This bridal luncheon thing is on May 31st…a friend and I have a challenge in place to see how much of that jiggly stomach portion I can knock down this month.  I'd post the before pictures, but I don't want to.  We'll see what happens.

 

How was yourrrrr Cinco de Mayo?