Weekend Recap + Like Rabbits

Happy Monday!  I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this Monday doesn't suck as much as most.  Although I did already mash the panic button on my keys once (at 5:30am, in the drivway, don't judge me).  The neighbors already hate me for my squeaky-brake early departure during the week.  I'm lying, I don't know if they hate me, but I would.

Oh the weekend.  Remember that time that I told you I only drink on Fridays at HHH and that I think cutting back on my drinking has been helping me achieve my weight loss goals?  Yeah well forget I ever said that.  Apparently the combination of a new friend and warm temperatures (and Easter bunnies) has caused me to drink 4 out of the last 4 days and I'm thinking today will make it 5.  So much for making the scale my dirty whore come Wednesday.  Oh well, live a little, that's what I say about that.

So Friday was a little bit epic.  I'm not sure if you read what my BFF Brandy had to say leading up to it on Friday, but it was a little world collision.  My new "blog friend" Chelsea came over to my house (she totally knows where I live now, fuck) to partake in the infamous HHH.  I'd lie if I said I wasn't nervous and concerned that somehow the two wouldn't get along.  Boy was I relieved when we drank cocktails and laughed our asses off for the entire night!  Chelsea told me later in the weekend (yeah, maybe we saw each other 3 days in a row) that she was a little nervous due to the catty nature of women (did I mention I typically hate them?!) but was pleasantly surprised at the fact that we were anything but.  Hold on, lemme brush my shoulders off real quick, (Bran you should too) we're pretty fun.

Brandy, I don't like my hair up, Chelsea

Simply BLUEBERRY Lemonade + vodka = yum!

On Saturday the hubs went fishing for the day (literally the whole day, it was ridiculous) and I didn't really know what to do with myself (get your mind out of the gutter).  I used some of my ridiculous technology and nerd skills to work on some wedding invitations for a good friend and a soon to be sis in law.  I felt pretty accomplished!  Then I got lazy.  As shit.  And didn't want to clean.  So I may or may not have texted Chelsea, acknowledged the fact that it would be day 3 of seeing each other, and asked if she wanted to do something.  We shopped a little, and then we beered a little, she's clearly a bad influence on my wholesome lifestyle awesome.  By the end of the weekend she walked into my house without knocking and told me my new jeans looked like I had shit myself (a bad case of sag ass).  I can only hope that our husbands get along as well as we do and we can have be a fun little foursome.

My lil Easter bunny <3

Easter Sunday was a blast with my tight knit little family. As usual, mom and I cooked and everyone else waited/drank.  Mom put together an awesome brunch that consisted of shrimp & grits, jalapeño + cheddar biscuits, bacon, cantaloupe and monkey bread (<-- best thing ever).  Oh and passion fruit mimosas, clearly.  Obviously I ate everything, and probably too much of it, crap. 

My mom is cuter than your mom.

So I'll admit that I was a little down and feeling like I was too relaxed with my eating/drinking the last few days, even though it was fun as shit.  But then I got on facebook and looked at a picture from Easter last year and I felt better, because it's so much more about the overall journey than anything else.  I might have a week or a weekend where I slip up here or there, but all in all I know I'm making better choices and that again, like Brandy said, happier as a result.  With that said, I'm super stoked for a visit from Ben's (and I guess my) cousins Kate and Chris tonight, and we're going out for BBQ.  I'll most likely get a salad, but I can't guarantee that it won't have shredded meat on top of it.  I also can't guarantee that said salad won't be washed down by a hefty fucking beer, because when they ask, "16 or 22oz?" I feel like a pussy saying 16.  Also, I went to the gym this morning, boom.

Easter 2012 vs Easter 2013

In other news, Heather G, you still haven't responded to my email!  Check yo junk woman, I'm tryin to mail you some free shit.  If I haven't heard from you by Wednesday morning I'll be forced to pick another winner!

I do have an unfortunate announcement to make today.  I've been getting a significant amount of complaints regarding the use of, "potty mouth" in my posts.  So, from now on I will be cleaning up my lang– hahahhaa I'm just fucking with you, april fools.  If you don't like my sailor mouth you don't have to read, or just close your eyes when you get to the shits and fucks.

Happy Monday!!